I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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