so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
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