my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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