Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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