I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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