you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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