his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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