i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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