It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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