Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
How does one acquire holy water?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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