the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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