Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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