It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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