so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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