He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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