It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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