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(205): View more from Alabama

The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.

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(802): View more from Vermont

i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.

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(765): View more from Indiana

The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor

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(719): View more from Colorado

passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud

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(207): View more from Maine

I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.

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(619): View more from California

If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now

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(870): View more from Arkansas

This is what I get for listening to Christians.

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