Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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