Just fell off a train. Bad.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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