turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You were trust falling into bushes
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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