i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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