This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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