I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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