WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you traded sex for a burrito?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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