I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
