omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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