Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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