That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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