Soap is not a condiment
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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