I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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