just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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