Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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