nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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