seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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