Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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