The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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