so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She bit a glass in half.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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