What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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