I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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