chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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