Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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