? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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