if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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