I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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