It's Friday. Sex?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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