Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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