ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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