Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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