just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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