I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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