im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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