Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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